Spring Break 2007

In a matter of 6 days...

Hamsters are from Germany..especially the long haired ones (since people don't shave there), Sneaky's does NOT allow you in without a college ID, Jessica can do kick flips off of a board completely wasted and then turn around and tell all of us sober kids to be cool since a cop is stopped at the light, Always turn left on Jackpot, Heather snores like Darth Vader and knows everything about anything in this world, We went to our first "Lush" party, When I'm very drunk I push Natalie into other guys so that I dont have to dance with them and she gets mad, Chassidy gets molested by French-speaking people and is so drunk she cant hear the music and therefore doesnt know how to dance to the song, Earl is one of many rednecks in West Virginia who drives around with a confederate flag on his car, People don't watch their children when they are playing in malls, What a "guap" is, Who Spike (and his "cock" are), Someone was laughing (but trying not to laugh) sending Chassidy and I into a state of paralyzation (NATALIE GET IN HERE SOMEONE IS IN HERE!), 9 bottles of liquor, 2 "cases" of beer, 24 bottles of Mikes hard, Club Kryptonite, J.W. Batchelor will only give you a warning as long as you're wearing a low cut dress, even if you roll a stop sign, don't have proof of insurance, and he's a state trooper, Crazy Dave will come to the door even though he is the pool man and offer drinks, SPIKE (and his "cock") is CRAZY, Jumping into the -40 degree ocean in no clothes is a little bit chilly, Caroline's is amazing, Taxi drivers are sometimes also residents at the hotel... but you should still lock them out and get very scared of them anyways, Mark from Dayton is an amazing dancer, Termites don't live in trees they live in houses, The living room floor gets VERY slippery when you spill beer on it, Natalie: "I thought the point of this was so that we didnt have to stop and get food?" Me: "Well what would you like me to do? pitch a tent and make you a pb & j?", Chassidy pees on elevators, It's 5:00 somewhere, Chassidy knows how to freak a black and mild, Chassidy: (While walking into the lush party) I have something on my wrist. Me: "Keep it, it might be important." (We wake up to some sort of hot pink shoe lace being tied around chassidy's wrist, Spike didn't actually make us dinner, his friend Chad (tool) did, Drinking + hot tub + pool = not a good idea, $2.00 Tuesdays at Kryptonite is inaccurate, Fred and Sheila are absolutely ridiculous, Natalie loves the air mattress, Heather wears Uggz on the beach, Chassidy falls while walking and we all die laughing, We stop 234528402934 times on the way home and every town can tell that we aren't from there, Shirlena, Sea Gulls, Shadow pictures, Heather swings at the racist guy who lives next door... he runs, Someone kept fucking with the temperature of our hotel room, Chassidy's pool potion (beer, vodka, mikes, and peach absolute all mixed into one) + Caroline's "bar" drink (berry mikes, lots of vodka) = chassidy puking, More than 3 anxiety attacks out of Caroline and Chassidy, Heather CANNOT eat taco bell... ever, I really hope someone just opened the peanut butter, BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE, Im going to lose my mind, Its not crab season, Flush and run as fast as you possibly can away from the buidling, People putting their pugs in the trunks of their cars, CRAZY DAVE (again... what to say about him), sand angels, Chesapeake + Alex + Heather+ Meredith= Spike's favorite SC girls, Chassidy (chesapeake): "Spike, what happened to the bottom of your jeans? did you go in the ocean with them?" Spike (jared): "what ocean?"



:o) amazing spring break.