Well, the little bastard finally figured his way out of the Doll House yesterday around 11:30 am. The orange little tabby is full of ton (tom) foolery. He hid underneath the futon and waited for me to go to class and snuck right out the door behind my flip flops all stealthy and shit. I'm a mindless shit for brains didn't even think to look behind me and make sure he wasn't slinking off into the world. When I got home at about 2 and looked around the whole house for him it finally dawned on me that the little Houdini was probably somewhere in the vicinity of the Doll House yard playing in the leaves and yelling "I'm free!" Well, unlike Milo's other mother I would really really like for him to come home and take his place on my pillow at nighttime like always. If you see an orange and white cat around BG proceed with caution, he's a mean little man and he does bite.
Come home, Milo.
3 comments:
first of all it's Tom Foolery, sfb. and second off all we are all keeping an eye out for him in our neck of the woods.
Mischa and Lola said to be cautious of the hillbillies. They might have snatched him in hopes of a reward.
i am so very happy to report that milo is home safe this evening.
:D
"how was he"
"He bites"
Classic...
your animals are just as big a pain in the ass as you are...
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