Jaimie. I can see your face as you read this. Don't judge me. Read the books.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a freaking book.
Two months ago I might have made a rude comment on Caroline's post about Twilight. Now I am guilty of the same, if not worse, obsession that she has. I'd like to be the first to say, I think I have a mental problem. I think about Edward CONSTANTLY. Not Robert Pattinson, the guy that plays him, but actually Edward Cullen, The vampire. I drive at night and I'm a little on edge for fear of James smashing himself up against my car. I was house sitting and I wasn't afraid of a human breaking in, I was more nervous a vampire would get in. I panic because I'm already 20 meaning I'm already 3 years older than Edward. WTF!!!!!!!! If you read this blog and haven't read Twilight post me your address and I will personally send you my copy. If you read this blog and have read the book please post a comment to let me know that I am not alone in this udder obsession.
Jaimie. I can see your face as you read this. Don't judge me. Read the books.
Jaimie. I can see your face as you read this. Don't judge me. Read the books.
Monday, November 17, 2008
A Continued Obsession
Well, as if Twilight wasn't enough to capture my full attention for three days, I have now been pulled into a new obsession. New Moon... the sequel to Twilight, has taken over my life. I read the first 250 pages in two days. As if the first book wasn't enough, I now go to bed wondering if there is a werewolf lurking around outside the Doll House instead of wondering when Edward Cullen is going to come and sweep me off my feet.
I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?
-I always suggest the bad news first because the good news follows it up on a lighter, happier note... but that's just me.
The good news is New Moon will probably be finished by Wednesday of this week. The bad news is there are four total books to the Twilight series so it looks like my life will consist of vampire hotties and burly werewolves for the next month.
...and I feel like I should be hanging out with Anne Slama and Shannon Smith after admitting what I'm reading and completely into.
...and I hope they don't have google blogger accounts.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Alert the Press
I will be gracing NC/Reba/Kelly Clarkson with my prescense in t-minus seven days!!!!
:D
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
ok. for real im done now.
hahahahaaaaa.
so lately. where do i begin with this mess. well ive recently has to add 3 certain males to limited profile on fbook as well as make up a pretend guy i just met so they will stop texting/msging/calling. ive really had it with the freaks, i attract the best of them. so to anyone who may read this and is a normal human being.... as long as you arent an insecure 18yr old, do not ask me to come to your apt 5 times before we ever hang out, or tell me your favorite movie is SHREK then... go ahead talk to me. im pretty sure it cant be worse than what ive been dealt.
on another note.
my mom is currently going through premenopause and im not quite sure if we will each survive this. can anyone out there relate to me? shes hot then shes cold... yes then shes no.
hahaha seriously though. ive had it.
another...
tilly.
if tilly fucking sneaks into our neighbors yard one more time when we let her out.. i gaurentee i will punt the shit out of her. they are weird as f. next door and throw food garbage outside by a tree and she goes and eats it. richard let her out the day and i swear steam came out of his ears. she brought a piece of trash back with her and he couldnt even identify it.
brings me to another point. its people like our neighbors that leave that shit out that attracts the stray cats. not only do i hate cats in general, but stray cats.... the worst. i mean i feel bad bc its cold out and stuff but seriously i want to run them over with my car.
on a lighter note.......................... HAS ANYONE HEARD THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT CD?? PLEASE PLEASE GO BUY IT... PROMISE YOULL <3 IT.
miss you bitches.
hahahahaaaaa.
so lately. where do i begin with this mess. well ive recently has to add 3 certain males to limited profile on fbook as well as make up a pretend guy i just met so they will stop texting/msging/calling. ive really had it with the freaks, i attract the best of them. so to anyone who may read this and is a normal human being.... as long as you arent an insecure 18yr old, do not ask me to come to your apt 5 times before we ever hang out, or tell me your favorite movie is SHREK then... go ahead talk to me. im pretty sure it cant be worse than what ive been dealt.
on another note.
my mom is currently going through premenopause and im not quite sure if we will each survive this. can anyone out there relate to me? shes hot then shes cold... yes then shes no.
hahaha seriously though. ive had it.
another...
tilly.
if tilly fucking sneaks into our neighbors yard one more time when we let her out.. i gaurentee i will punt the shit out of her. they are weird as f. next door and throw food garbage outside by a tree and she goes and eats it. richard let her out the day and i swear steam came out of his ears. she brought a piece of trash back with her and he couldnt even identify it.
brings me to another point. its people like our neighbors that leave that shit out that attracts the stray cats. not only do i hate cats in general, but stray cats.... the worst. i mean i feel bad bc its cold out and stuff but seriously i want to run them over with my car.
on a lighter note.......................... HAS ANYONE HEARD THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT CD?? PLEASE PLEASE GO BUY IT... PROMISE YOULL <3 IT.
miss you bitches.
cOeXiSt
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