I'd like to say that I'm proud of my actions but I cannot. Whilst the entire Sylvania and Bowling Green community think my near incarceration is humorous...after phone calls to parents, my name in the blotter (again), and setting up a time to meet with the BGSU dean of students... I cannot muster a laugh.
Who am I kidding?
This is freaking hilarious.
Texts/Comments I've gotten in the past week...
Brian Boesse- "I saw you in the paper you brawler you."
Joshua Duchant- "Caroline I read about you in the blotter, did you beat someone's ass last night?!"
Peter Day- "You and Chassidy are the talk around town."
Kristen Hess- "Will you sign my newspaper?"
Scott Stansley- "I read bout you in the paper, Pete and I will come visit you in jail."
Countless banter from Graham Sleet.. which I'm still having a hard time understanding.
Anyone else want to add to that? Laugh it up. You guys are just jealous that I get to go to jail and have amazing stories to tell when I get out.
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I think we should have a little guest blogger I like to call Anthony Fritz. I think it would be good for him to explain the police station story.
Well unfortunately because of your dumbass I had to block all readers who do not have a google account so that he cannot see the nonsense I write about him.
Inviting him would defeat the purpose.
yes i noticed that you blocked people. which makes since because we don't actually want anyone to read our blog......
maybe a few nights in the slammer will knock some sense into you.
hahahahahaha im dying UNBLOCK this shit ppl need to read this hahahaha
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