a give you a few months to maybe a year....

THEN YOU'LL THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!

Warning. Proceed with Caution

Viewing the photos in this post may cause fainting, screaming, orgasm, depression or all of the above. In honor of V-day and Twilight on DVD soon approaching I give you this gift. Click on the pics to enlarge.

ALL MY SINGLE LADIES!

cheers to being single on valentines day...for like the 5th year in a row.



glad to say however, i am in colorado surrounded my many high peak mountains... fantastic for plunging from.

I'm in Love, I'm in Love, and I Don't Care Who Knows It!

Aloha long-lost bloggys! I have been on hiatus due to the amount of school work I have been accomplishing on a daily basis.... HAAAAA! Actually I skipped Soc three times this week and I'm supposed to be in "Writing About Literature" as we speak. Whoops! Since the time of valen is rapidly approaching, I thought I'd give you (both of you) an infinitesimal update regarding Anthony and I. The good news is we're still going strong. He pisses me off maybe once every two weeks or so but nothing too crazy goes on, I just blow things out of proportion. I come by it honestly though seeing as Linda called me earlier this week and reported how many times Nicole calls her during the week... clearly insinuating that I am a terrible daughter. Funny thing is - I had called her two times less than Superstar Sister did. Anyways, Anthony and I are going to dinner tomorrow night at the restaurant Sarah works at (Spaghetti Warehouse) so that I can drink three glasses of Sangria before we do awkward present opening. Since I already got him an obnoxious dog and toys for him I do not have to deal with the shear madness of the mall today to find him something. This could potentially make present opening about six and a half times more awkward tomorrow since I am going to be the only one opening anything. Jackpot. I'll let you know how it goes.

Other than that I am happy to report that for once in my life I am actually into a guy who isn't a complete jackass. Cheers to that!

As you all know.... (all two of you)

I'm pretty creepy. I found this sweet website on Gay Kyle's facebook wall that shows you hands in the shape of ASL letters and you have to type what word it spells. So instead of doing my French, Psych or Anthropology homework I try to spell words in sign language.

If you got my grade cards from grades 1-8 you would see I always had a negative sign for "Uses time Wisely" Maybe those asshole teachers could have helped me with time management when I was 8 and I wouldn't be having this problem now that I'm 20.

Public Schools...What a Joke.

Just in case you guys have some time to waste-
http://asl.ms/

krow ta yadot

on the topic of relationships an 85 yr old woman told me today to "play the field" and "have my fun" hahaha she apparently has a few under her belt.


ive decided to take her advice. yes i plan on engaging in as many sexual relationships as possible (all in while, of trying to avoid getting an std), getting pregnant, having a baby ... JUST so i can go to school for free, recieve a monthly check, get good coupons on groceries, and further piss off and steal from hard-working americans.

(i guess i am a tad bitter, due to a pt today who had genital warts excised, had 3 kids, on welfare, and gets her college tuition for free.)

totallllllllllllly fare, i know right.

When you feel like blowing your place of work up....